Alexia, Hidden Cousin - Premature frosting. Guess she likes pink more than I thought.
Anita, Fish-Eyed Cousin - Bang bang. Steady hands need a steady mind, Doc.
Boris, Russian Cousin - Thunder and jargon. Most distant yet most reliable.
Breyden, Sleeples Cousin - And now you understand. Oh, Draco! *flutter*
Brooklyn, Computer Cousin - Infernal blood in the Shell.
Cameron, Secret Cousin - Just in time. You'd be surprised how tables can turn.
Chandra, Step-Daughter? - Awkwaaard. You're free now. Don't OD or you're grounded. Do you hear me, younglady?
Dor, Pro Cousin - Born in Russia, she should know not to tread on thin ice.
Hope, Dearest Daughter - You represent your name well, little gigglemachine.
Louise, Surprising Cousin - Don't judge the book by its cover?
Maisie, Triggerhappy Cousin - Next time, follow my orders. You brought it on yourself.
Olivier, Priestly Cousin - I might not like religious types, but I don't intend to argue (much) with a man who kicks Demon's ass as easily as you.
Phaedra, Best Half - Longer than forever, we cannot be undone. Just hold on, because now I see what I must be.
Snow, Slippery Cousin - Somehow, I don't think being married will make him less wild. Need a GPS?
Sorcha, Wandering Cousin - Stop for a minute and let me have a look at you.
Sunny, Learning Cousin - You'll get there. Vegamite? Really?
Terese, Connecting Cousin - Cursed you say? You don't know the half of it.
Xanatos, Mad Cousin - He'll rape you with his eyes.
They can't all remain
Agatha, Spinning Aunt - Do spiders hibernate?
Amber, Twin Does she now disappear from her own accord? Where are you, twin?
Dick, Uncle Perv - Gone with the wind. He might have even stolen it.
Lady, Cousin - Reporter fighting injustice. Guess she's gone to fight it somewhere else.
Malak, Uncle - On a quest or something, who knows.
Magnus, Cousin - Your kindness and open heart will be missed dearly, Marcus.