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“I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.”
Lewis Carroll
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Crime
- Police: "Well, officer. I have no idea what you're talking about..."
- Scum: Scumbag? Right on! Let's talk about that.
- Rat: Need information?
- No Record: she's clean as a preacher's sheets - unless we're talking blood tests/UA screens, that is.
Hacking
- ScottFree: Have you ever been scammed online by ScottFree?
- Identity Theft: Have you found your bank account drained or your credit cards maxed suddenly?
- Site Attacks: Ever had your website attacked? Perhaps your business page went down, only to return with inter-species erotica or rent boy services? Perhaps your printers have spammed 'FEED ME A STRAY CAT' pages for hours.
- Information: Looking to find or erase incriminating evidence? Or make some up?
- Intelligent Design: Custom-made computer viruses are an amazing gift for that not-so-special someone.
- Trolling: Attempts made to counter-hack ScottFree are often met with this. Immaturity is its own reward.
Drugs & Fun
- Take: Hedonism? Hell yeah! But don't expect to see her dancing on tables. Fuck that. Effort. Ugh.
- Games: Wanna get higher than Hitler's gas bill and play video games?
- Manipulative: Are you being used or lied to? Nahhhh, man, nahhh. Probably not.
- Enabler: It's sort of what she does. HERE KIDS, TAKE THESE DRUGS.
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| Demon: :(
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xxxxxChandra no longer appears to be Possessed. What the hell, dude?
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- Heather: Sold my soul to her for hot pockets and hooker shoes. Friend.
- Rue: She's got the coolest hangout spot in town, even if you can't smoke in there.
- Scarver: Father. My life is like a soap opera.
- Phaedra: Ex... step mother? I don't even know. See above.
- Alexei: Brother from another mother! My family.
- Barnabas: I'm going to be the best PA ever.
- Gray: Second best Battletoads player in Maine.
- Laurie: So, so meta. High tolerance for weird. Bestie!
- Serena: Seems to know a shitload more than I do.
- Jasper: Stay outta my head, man.
- Xenos: Jedi and fitness advocate.
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